I found myself in the middle of some strange laughing fit tonight with Paul and all over Chuck Norris. Now it really had nothing to do with the man himself or anything he has ever been quoted as saying but more rather to do with things that many have said about him. Here are a few quotes that sent Paul into some serious fits...
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
I higly suggest that you check out the following link, so that your evening can be filled with a person reading allowed from a website while his wife laughs and rolls their eyes in the background.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
3 comments:
These always make me laugh too. I hear people saying Chuck Norris stuff a lot. How did it get started? I didn't look at the website yet but a favorite of mine that I have heard before is-
"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits."
Thanks for the laughs.
My favorite has always been: "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer... too bad he has never cried."
Thats a good one jenn! -katie
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