Chuck Norris is ...

I found myself in the middle of some strange laughing fit tonight with Paul and all over Chuck Norris. Now it really had nothing to do with the man himself or anything he has ever been quoted as saying but more rather to do with things that many have said about him. Here are a few quotes that sent Paul into some serious fits...

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

I higly suggest that you check out the following link, so that your evening can be filled with a person reading allowed from a website while his wife laughs and rolls their eyes in the background.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Holiday Thank You's!

I just wanted to let everyone know that I am very grateful for this holiday season and the time that I was able to spend with family and friends. I can let things get to me at times and it can get in the way of my enjoyment of Christmas, but I have to say that this was one of the best holidays.

Thank you to everyone!

Lots of love to all!